the intro...

Hello and welcome to my blog! I’m your hostess, Ladyface.

I'm a 27 year old queer femme sex worker. Between my fancypants day job and my super sexy side gig I spend a lot of time being an attentive, diplomatic Ladyface so this blog is where I’ll let my hair down...I might even curse. Though I curse like a kitten sneezes, which is too say it's infrequent and harmless and still shocks me more than anyone.

I am a sex positive lady and will write candidly about my kinks, my history, my exploits and my daily life (but only the good stuff). And so that I can write as openly as possibe, I'm keeping this space anonymous. All characters are real people in my life but all names are pseudonyms and always will be.

Enjoy!

xoxo

-Ladyface

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Sunday, January 1, 2012

Have a Somewhat Happy New Year!

I’ve had a week off and I’ve been thinking.  (this is dangerous)  I haven’t made a New Year’s resolution in a few years so this year I’m going to give up sugar and orgasms for as long as I can.

The Explanation:

I have a Mormon Friend who is getting married on the 20th, so I’d better be able to make it at least that long.  It’ll be like shaving my head in solidarity with a Cancer Friend but with a lot more suffering and loss of personal identity.

And the giving up sugar part is because sugar is my kryptonite, second only to masculine female born perverts in its ability to turn my brain to mush and my pupils to cartoon hearts.  And I ate way too much sugar over the holidays so I really should get back to taking care of my body.

But, my motives aren’t purely altruistic.  I’ve committed to posting at least every Sunday in 2012 and I’m terrified of running out of material.  So, if nothing’s coming (pardon the pun) at least for the time being I can post about this experiment so that you can all lay back, post-coital in your lovers sexy, sweaty arms and laugh at my suffering as you shovel organic, fair trade, vegan bonbons (lovingly crafted and bike-delivered by local confectionery artisans) into your slutty, slutty mouths.  


So jealous.

I anticipate that, for the time being, this blog space will be used primarily to document my mental deterioration.  Or maybe, after days (or even weeks) of not indulging I’ll reach a point of pure transcendence and from within that glistening bubble of bliss I’ll have the awareness and perspective to finally answer with confidence the age-old question:

How much yoga does it take to replace pleasure?  
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2 comments:

  1. S StoneJanuary 1, 2012 at 5:19 AM

    I'm thinking the only holiday your suppose to give up sugar for is easter. and im not completely sure there is a holiday to give up orgasms :|

    as a ftm that would NEVER happen to me lol.

    you have been off for a week? when is your next weeks of vacation? lol

    resolutions are meant to be broken, i honestly dont know why ppl make them.

    although last year the only resoltion i made was to lose 40 lbs, so i guess i did that with flying colors and then some :)

    i didnt make any thing year..

    Happy New Year, i'm hoping to figure something out, to catch the attention lol

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  2. Ladyface:January 15, 2012 at 11:51 PM

    Well, it's day 12 of the new years resolution and I'm suffering but sticking with it. I have a feeling by my next post I'll be unraveling. But I'm sure it would be harder to do if I had male levels of testosterone flowing through me.
    Also, you lost over 40 pounds last year?! That's amazing. Congratulations! How did you do it?

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