the intro...

Hello and welcome to my blog! I’m your hostess, Ladyface.

I'm a 27 year old queer femme sex worker. Between my fancypants day job and my super sexy side gig I spend a lot of time being an attentive, diplomatic Ladyface so this blog is where I’ll let my hair down...I might even curse. Though I curse like a kitten sneezes, which is too say it's infrequent and harmless and still shocks me more than anyone.

I am a sex positive lady and will write candidly about my kinks, my history, my exploits and my daily life (but only the good stuff). And so that I can write as openly as possibe, I'm keeping this space anonymous. All characters are real people in my life but all names are pseudonyms and always will be.




P.S. you can now follow me on Twitter! @1ladyface

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Resolution Update #2

I rarely have sex dreams.  I’ve had maybe five in my life and they were so magical I wanted to stay asleep forever like a naughty Rip Van Ladyface.

But last night I had my first sex nightmare*.  I dreamt I was lying on a bale of hay in the middle of a field and the old dude from Back to the Future was going down on me.

Yes Doc Brown, I was as surprised as you are!  It was not good (sorry).  And I wasn’t quite sure how I ended up there or how to gracefully excuse myself from the situation, so I went with:

“Ummm…I think I forgot my purse.” And then wandered off disoriented, pants-less  and vaguely concerned about a purse that may have been fictional.

So, it’s official, this New Years resolution is messing with me. 

*I’m sure Mister Lloyd is a very nice guy and his hair certainly looks touchably soft, but he’s not really my ‘type’.


  1. I'm new to reading your blog and only recently stumbled upon it but I felt like it's worth noting that I fully love reading it. So keep up the great work!

    Also, despite Mr. Lloyd's charming disposition (I'm assuming), I would have to agree that your sex dream was, in fact, a sex nightmare. Much like yourself, he's not really my "type" either.

  2. Thanks Miss-Adventures! I enjoy writing it and it's so nice to get some feedback. It was a super secret bloggy blog for a while.

    I've just started to explore your blog and I love what I've read so far! I'm hoping for a snow day this week so that I can spend a day just blog lurking, knitting and ladyface writing.

    Happy 2012!

  3. Thanks! I'm so glad you like it. Big sloppy mutual appreciation hugs all around!

    Happy 2012 to you too! And best of luck with your two resolutions. Lofty goals, I tell ya! But I'm wishing you all the best.