I get a lot of poorly written emails from potential
clients. Just this morning this
was in my inbox: “hey baby, ur hot. Let’s skype.” This is baffling to me. I know the internet is the wild west of the sex industry but
on the offchance that I’m a real human and that those pictures are really
pictures of me wouldn’t you want to not blow that chance?
It doesn’t even take that long to write
a decent intro email and those extra three minutes of effort might just mean the difference between getting laid and getting blocked. I looked for pre-existing resources but Emily Post is of no help on this subject, so in an effort to help the would-be-clients of the world get laid and pros not want to gouge their eyes out I've prepared a brief outline for writing a respectful, succinct, pertinent email to a ho. It's based on the outline of a childs letter to a new penpal.
Really people, if this kid can do it, so can you. (and you don't even have to worry about breaking the pencil lead or referring back to a poster of the alphabet to make sure your Ns aren't backwards).
Your initial email to a ho/pro should include:
-Name
-Location
-A bit about you and what you're into:
I like nylons, sports cars, the
color blue
-Fun facts!:
I love cockrings, I have herpes, I just made a
sand castle
-Relevant questions for the ho/penpal:
Do you do incall? Do you do CBT? Do you like the color blue?
-A nice sign off:
I hope you’re doing well, I look forward to hearing from you, Hugs and Hi-C,
It should not include:
-Emoticons
-Internet abbreviations
-Confetti
-Your autobiography
-Dickpics
See? Easy. You're welcome.
